Most products offer a Satisfaction Guarantee. Personally, I'm satisfied with a Quarter Pounder or the US Postal Service. I know what to expect (not much) and my expectations are usually met.
The Wall Whale has a 30 day, no questions asked, ELATION guarantee. We're talking about a tell the neighbors and buy them as presents level of elation. If you are not elated, for any reason, you may return the Wall Whale for a full refund, excluding shipping and handling. Please call me direclty at (817) 337-4200 or use the Contact Us page and select "Returns" as the contact.
At GABco, your business feeds our familiy and will hopefully send our kids to college. We sincerely appreciate your business and your referrals.
Greg Blackwell,
Inventor